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♪♪

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[Huey] Uncle Scrooge!
You're sick,
you shouldn't be on your feet.

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I have to make
my morning meeting.

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A stuffy nose and
clogged ears won't kill me.

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Yeah, he's vanquished
mythical beasts,

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demonic armies,
robot uprisings!

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Which would probably wear out
someone half his advanced age.

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-Advanced age?!
-[elevator dings]

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-For the last time,
I'm not sick!
-[gasps]

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According to the Junior
Woodchuck Guidebook,
your sickness could be...

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Finally.

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A quick dip before my meeting
is all I need to vim my vigor.

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[grunts]

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Ahh!

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[gasps]

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[inhales sharply]
I've been robbed!

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[theme song]

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♪ Life is like a hurricane ♪

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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪

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♪ Race cars, lasers
Airplanes ♪

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♪ It's a duck-blur ♪

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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪

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♪ Or rewrite history ♪

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-♪ DuckTales! ♪
-♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Every day
they're out there making ♪

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-♪ DuckTales! ♪
-♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Tales of daring do ♪
Bad and good luck tales ♪

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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ D-D-D-Danger
Lurks behind you ♪

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♪ There's a stranger
Out to find you ♪

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♪ What to do?
Just grab on to some ♪

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-♪ DuckTales! ♪
-♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ ♪

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♪ Every day
They're out there making ♪

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-♪ DuckTales! ♪
-♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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♪ Tales of daring
Bad and good ♪

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♪ Not ponytails
Or cottontails ♪

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-♪ No, DuckTales! ♪
-♪ Whoo-ooh ♪

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All right. I know you have
this insane competition
with Scrooge.

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But we also run this
charity with him,

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so we have to look
respectable, focus--

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-Focus!
-What the--?!

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Wait... Listen, Owlson, I know
we've had our differences,

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but I'm very close to figuring
out the perfect scheme!

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I may have a way to make
more money than Scrooge,

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win the bet,
and take over his company.

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You're supposed to be smart,
maybe you can help.

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I just need to figure out how--

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-[grunts]
-Ah-ah-ah! N.E.S.T.:

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No Elaborate
Schemes Today.

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-What about tonight?
-No.

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-Tomorrow?
-Still a "T".

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Well, at the very least
Tuesday!

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No! No more schemes!

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We run a multi-billion
dollar business.

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We can be a force
for good in this world,

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but not if you keep ruining
my-- our... our reputation

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with your stupid,
obviously evil schemes.

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You want to beat
Scrooge, don't you?

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Yes, Ms. Owlson.

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Okay. Well to do that,
you need to be more like him:

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Poised, calm, respect--

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[growling] It was you!

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I know it was you!

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Admit what you did,
you cockamamie kleptomaniac!

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Ha-ha-ha!
Yes, of course, I did!

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Wait, what did I do?

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You stole money from my bin!

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He's been here
all morning.

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I have the stress headache
to prove it.

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That's impossible.

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I did binventory
just last night.

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It was all accounted for.

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Are you okay?
You seem a little, well...

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the opposite of sane.

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[grumbles]

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Manny!

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See these two out.

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Somebody broke into this bin
and stole from Scrooge McDuck.

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Until I find out who and how,
only authorized employees
at the Bin.

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I'll need my top men.

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[elevator dings]

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Follow me.

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The security system
is fully operational

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and primed to wreak
maximum havoc.

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[muffled alarm]

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If a thief had
entered this building,

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he'd have been caught
and placed in cold storage

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awaiting genetic
experimentation

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for Operation Gyrobutapocalypse.

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It's all in the budget.

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-What?
-Nothing. Everything's fine.

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[Huey] Chicken soup?
Restorative nutrients!

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Get me Gizmoduck.

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Glomgold was with Zan Owlson.

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Mark Beaks was live
posting at Crowchella,

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and the Beagles were at ConCon,
convict convention.

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What about Magica?

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Still no sign of her.

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Hmm...

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[Huey] I get that
this is a big deal,

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but Scrooge is in no condition
to take on this stress right
now.

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-[Scrooge coughs and blows nose]
-His nasal passages
are dangerously clogged.

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You'd be concerned too
if your impenetrable fortress
were robbed.

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You know, I'm surprised
we haven't heard from--

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We've been robbed?!

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Oh, the humanity!

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Give it to me straight,
Uncle Scrooge,

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how much did I lose--
Uh, we--you lose?

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Eighty-seven cents.

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Sorry, did I miss
a part of that?

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Like $2 million
and 87 cents or--

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[Scrooge] The amount
doesn't matter.

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What matters is,
the bin has been compromised.

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If it's only
a couple of coins,

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how could you possibly know
they're actually missing?

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Because Uncle Scrooge knows
every coin in there like
the feathers in his tail.

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Exactly Webbigail.

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That's how I stay smarter
than the smarties.

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Once that goes,
it's a slippery slope into being
as smart as the smarties

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and then... [gasps]

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...slightly less smart
that the smarties!

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Uh, did you check
your pockets?

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Did I check my pockets?

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Ha! Of course
I checked my pockets...

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and they're not
in my pockets!

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How can you be sure
they're even gone?

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You'd have to count every coin
in the bin to prove it.

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And that would be crazy.

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[grunts] Huey and his
stupid nerd brain.

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Four-hundred-and-fifty-five,
456...

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I, for one, think there's
too much pressure on him.

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He needs a good
eight hours of sleep.

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Four hundred and f--
Uh...

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Oh, come on!

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[sputters] One, two, three...

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Don't you think Uncle Scrooge
seems a bit... off?

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[Scrooge mumbles indistinctly]

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Ha! He's never been more on.

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He's at the height
of his powers.

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He's losing his mind!

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Let me look at the symptoms in
the Junior Woodchuck Guide--

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Aah! Where's my
Junior Woodchuck Guidebook?!

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[Scrooge continues mumbling]

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Phew! Must have fallen out.

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Weird. Ah!

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-[all] What?
-Gold fever.

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"A serious condition caused by
prolonged exposure to gold.

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Symptoms include confusion...

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itchiness...

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-paranoia..."
-I will find you!
Nobody gets away with this!

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"...and going to
outlandish extremes."

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It may be fatal!

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Last week he bought a country
to save on foreign postage.
That's just Scrooge.

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-Nothing is weird.
-[Scrooge on P.A.]
This is Scrooge McDuck,

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the bin is on total lockdown.

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All non-security personnel
are hereby banished from
the premises.

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Good day.

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Okay, this might be a little
out of the ordinary.

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Hello, Duckburg.

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By now you know that
my precious wee ones

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were kidnapped this morning.

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Here is a recent picture.

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Two quarters, two dimes,

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a spry gang of nickels,

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and a couple of scared
little pennies.

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Coins, if you're watching...

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I miss you very much.

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[sarcasticly]
What? Scrooge loves money?

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How weirdly uncharacteristic
of him. Please.

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Shhh. This is important.

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We have to protect every
remaining coin in the bin.

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This is what waits
for the heartless monster
that took them.

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A ransom? Oh, no.

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A bounty on the foul head
of the coin-napper.

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Two million dollars!

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Ooof, yep, he's got Gold Fever.
He has to be stopped.

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So what's the plan for
capturing the intruder?

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Rope slings?
Trip wires?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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No, none of that
will be necessary.

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Because I have a full arsenal
at the ready!

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I'd like to see you try
to get in now, Chester!

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Hey, Uncle Scrooge,
this is all great.

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Looks like everything's
taken care of so you can
go home and get some rest, huh?

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What part of "I shall not rest"
do you not understand?

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Hyah!

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You cannae be too careful.

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The Faceless Fiend struck again.

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He stole my spats!

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But I made new ones out of those
tissue boxes you left me, lad.

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[laughs]
Who's the sick one now,
Chester?!

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[nervous laugh] Who is...
"Chester," was it?

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He's the unknown.
He's the question.

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-There he is!
-I'll get him!

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Gizmoduck! Fire!

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I don't see anything.

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Hurry, attack,
before he gets away!

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That's an order!

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Um, engage Midriff Missiles.

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No, he's not of sound mind!
Don't fire!

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My mind is perfectly sound!

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Blow it all to pieces!

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[shouting]

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Ahh! Smoke? I haven't even
hit the ground yet!

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-I'll handle this!
-[mechanical clunking]

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-I'll handle this...
-[mechanical clunking]

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My Helmetcopter's stuck!
Will someone else handle this!

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-[all] Dewey!
-Oh, no!

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It's every nightmare
I've ever had!

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Blathering Blatherskite!

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-[wheel skids]
-Dewey!

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[both gasp]

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Authorities are already calling
the disaster "Bridgemageddon."

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And the rampant chaos was
needlessly caused by
Scrooge McDuck himself.

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McDuck's increasingly erratic
behavior has driven investors

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to pull their money from his
company and give it to safer,

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more stable businesses like...

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Okay, this can't be right.
Glomgold Industries?

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I didn't think
it was possible but--

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Ha! Hear that, McDuck?!

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I'm more stable than you are!

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Debateable.

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He must be there somewhere,
the swindling swine.

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[door opens]

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Mr. McDuck, there's been
a break-in!

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[gasps]

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Now I have you, Chester,
you thieving--!

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Oh...

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Uncle Scrooge, we need to talk.

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[groans]

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I'll start. "Dear Mr. McDee,

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they say it's not
the years in your life,

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but the life in your years."
Happy birthday!

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Gimme that. What Launchpad
means to say is,

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we're all really
worried about you.

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Some of us are just here
to see you triumphantly
capture the thief.

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You have to
face the truth.

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No one stole
87 cents from you.

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You have gold fever
and you're very, very sick.

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Any more exposure to gold
could kill you.

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Don't worry, Scrooge.

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Dewey and I believe in you.

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There's something about
your uncle firing missiles
and a plane at you

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-that sort of
changes your mind.
-Dewey!

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This is about saving Scrooge's
life, not choosing sides.

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E tu, Headless Man-Horse?

247
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,290
Well, forget all of you!

248
00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,620
If you don't want to help me
find the intruder,

249
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,000
-then I don't need you,
you bunch of traitors!
-[boys gasp]

250
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:44,830
There's a perfectly simple
explanation for all of this.

251
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,080
[Scrooge] It's all Chester,
the inter-dimensional imp!

252
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:54,080
He prances in and out
of reality, attacking me
bit by bit.

253
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:59,040
First the sneaky scoundrel
licked everything in my office,
and stole my spats!

254
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,670
Then he nabbed my 87 cents.

255
00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:07,580
You think you have everyone
fooled, but, oh no,
not me, I'm onto you!

256
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:10,500
[maniacal laugh]

257
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,500
Look at all the weight
you've lost.

258
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,830
Your clothes don't even fit.

259
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,500
That's Chester!

260
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:19,080
He dances in my clothes
while I sleep
and stretches them all out!

261
00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:24,710
Maybe you're right.
Maybe it is all... Chester.

262
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:29,670
But maybe you should listen to
Huey, step away from the gold
and get some rest,

263
00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:32,040
just in case you're wrong?

264
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:40,330
No. I'll prove it to you.
I'll count the money myself!

265
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,670
Please, Uncle Scrooge!

266
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:45,040
If you jump into that gold,
you could die!

267
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,380
[grunts] Stop this!

268
00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:48,620
Maybe you're both right?

269
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:52,080
No. Because I know
I'm not crazy!

270
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,000
-Out of my way.
-[grunts]

271
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,920
[snarls]

272
00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,580
[grunts]

273
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,420
Ah! [growls]

274
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,670
[all grunting]

275
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:07,170
No, Mr. McDee,
not on your birthday!

276
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,880
[all shouting]

277
00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:21,290
Nobody keeps me from my gold!

278
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,960
In shocking market news,

279
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,290
Glomgold Industries rises
to the top of the stock index,

280
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:36,460
making Flintheart Glomgold
the richest duck in the world.

281
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:39,750
Congratulations,
Flintheart.

282
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:43,790
I've literally never
been more surprised
by anything in my life.

283
00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,960
Thank you, Owlson.

284
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,290
I cannae wait to shove this

285
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:51,290
in McDuck's smug face!

286
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,500
[Glomgold laughs maniacally]

287
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,880
This just in.

288
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,830
Scrooge McDuck has
apparently...

289
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,040
died of gold fever.

290
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,670
Huh?

291
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,380
[Donald sobs]

292
00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:05,040
Oh, no!

293
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,250
He was too young!

294
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,540
Oh, no!

295
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:12,330
Engage Bagpipes.

296
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:15,120
[plays mournful melody]

297
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,210
-[door opens forcefully]
-[all gasp]

298
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:22,210
♪ All I do is win, win, win
No matter what ♪

299
00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:25,580
♪ I got money on my mind
I can never get enough ♪

300
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:28,290
[rhythmic grunting]

301
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:31,040
♪ Everybody's hands go up! ♪

302
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,750
♪ And they stay there, yeah ♪

303
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,380
♪ And they stay there, yeah ♪

304
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,420
♪ And they stay there, yeah ♪

305
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:39,540
I win! [exaggerated laugh]

306
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,670
-[all grumble]
-[ringing]

307
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:44,750
-[door opens]
-[all] Huh?

308
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,290
-[gasps]
-[continues laughing]

309
00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:50,750
[gasps] I'm so very sorry.
I'm so...

310
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:55,670
Owlson! Help me up onto his
casket so I can dance on it!

311
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,250
[continues laughing]

312
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,710
[grunts] We'll be
taking our seats.

313
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,750
Oh, fine, I'll sit down
so you can mourn...

314
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,250
the second richest duck
in the world.

315
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,830
And I beat him,
fair and square!

316
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,210
[Owlson grunts]

317
00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,250
[resumes laughing]

318
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:14,040
Well, technically,
no, you didn't.
Gold Fever did.

319
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,330
But, again, this is
a wildly inappropriate time
to discuss it.

320
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,380
[inhales deeply]

321
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,170
Ohh!

322
00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:27,670
Uncle Scrooge taught us
all so much.

323
00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:29,250
But perhaps the most
important thing

324
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,790
was the importance of
listening to your family.

325
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,250
After he... passed,

326
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,670
we decided that it would
only be fair to his memory

327
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,290
to at least consider his theory.

328
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:41,420
If this hypothetical thief
were real,

329
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,250
he would have to have been
a master genius.

330
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:47,290
It would have to have
been a scheme so elaborate
and so complex

331
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,250
some might even call it...
the perfect scheme!

332
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,750
Was this indeed
a master criminal genius?

333
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,250
In the end, the sad truth is,

334
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,380
there could never be
any master villain

335
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:02,250
capable of pulling off
such a genius scheme.

336
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,670
-[growling]
-[sighs]

337
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:07,960
Scrooge died of gold fever.

338
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,420
No! It was me!

339
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:13,460
I did it! I'm the evil genius!
It was me!

340
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,710
And my... Time Teaser.

341
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,500
Greatest scheme ever!

342
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,290
In your face, Owlson!

343
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,540
Dead Scrooge,
mourning family,

344
00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:25,120
I'm the richest duck
in the world

345
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,830
and here's how I did it!

346
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,250
-For the last time,
I'm not sick!
-[gasps]

347
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,420
Hmm...

348
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:46,960
All right. I know you have
this insane competition
with Scrooge--

349
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,330
Ha-ha. I get it.

350
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:53,000
You're ignoring me.

351
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,420
Owlson?
Owlson!

352
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,380
Hello?!

353
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,540
Why aren't you moving?!

354
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,460
Is this some kind of game?!

355
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,580
Answer me, baby!

356
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,000
[grunts]

357
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:48,210
Your will is strong, baby.

358
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:51,460
You remind me of a young me.

359
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,540
[grunts]

360
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,500
[sighs]

361
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:06,040
But we also run this charity
with him, so we have to look
respectable, focus--

362
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,670
-Focus!
-What the--?

363
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,080
[Glomgold] And having mastered
space and time,

364
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:19,380
I immediately enacted my scheme
to rob Scrooge blind!

365
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,380
[gasps, then screams]

366
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,790
[gasping]

367
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,080
[sputters]

368
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,080
Ahh!

369
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,960
[grunting]

370
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,580
[shouts]

371
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,580
Ahh!

372
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,290
[angry shout]

373
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,040
[grunting]

374
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,960
[panting]

375
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,540
But I realized,
why take it all

376
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:58,460
when a little
would drive him insane!

377
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:02,080
Whose schemes sound crazy now?!

378
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,460
This one still does.

379
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,710
But you haven't heard it all!

380
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,460
I know what you did, you
cockamamie kleptomaniac!

381
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:12,880
Are you okay? You seem a little,
well, the opposite of sane.

382
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,120
[growls]

383
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,040
[evil laugh]

384
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,880
[evil laugh]

385
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,210
There he is!

386
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,040
[continues evil laughter]

387
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:06,040
[grunting]

388
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:10,290
What? You're alive
as a horse?!

389
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,250
Yes, of course
I'm alive, you idiot.

390
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,620
I took my own advice
and listened to my family.

391
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,830
[sneezes]

392
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,080
Okay, maybe I am a wee bit sick.

393
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,620
But maybe you're not crazy.

394
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,170
I rested for a day.

395
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,750
Then we put our heads together
and realized this was obviously

396
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,580
all your idiotic scheme
to win the bet.

397
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,420
You were "Chester"!

398
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,880
So we staged the funeral
to get you to admit
that you committed fraud.

399
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,710
Legally making me the richest
duck in the world again.

400
00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:52,580
Thank you.

401
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,250
You're alive?!

402
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,830
-You're alive!
-[all gasp]

403
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,210
[groans]

404
00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:00,790
-You forgot to tell Donald?
-Whoops.

405
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:03,540
See, you could never
beat me, Flinty,

406
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:06,330
because I have my family
to keep me grounded.

407
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,380
Also, I'm Scrooge McDuck

408
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:11,000
and I'm even better
at being crazy than you.

409
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,920
[both grunting]

410
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,380
[all gasp]

411
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,710
They must have reversed
the Time Teaser.

412
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,420
What do you do the next time
your uncle goes mad
with suspicion?

413
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,290
[all] Call Mrs. Beakley.

414
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,960
Fake Scrooge's death.

415
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:40,210
[Glomgold screams, then moans]

416
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:42,500
Thank you, Beakley!

417
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,290
Don't mention it.
Really.

418
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:01,790
See you tomorrow, Flinty.

419
00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:02,790
[groans]

420
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:07,000
[instrumental theme song]